Deep Thoughts...

Typical tucking in for Turner these days:

"Turner, God made you so sweet. I love you."
"Mom, when did God make me?"
"Well, honey, God made you when you were in my tummy. And even before that." (Yikes!)
"Mom, does God have a beard?"
"Do you want Him to have a beard?"
"No (on the verge of crying)."
"Well, then He doesn't have a beard."
"What did He do with his beard?"
"He shaved it for you."
"Where does He live?"
"Everywhere, honey. In your heart."
"Goodnight, Mom."
"Goodnight."

WHEW!!! I think I'll enroll at Columbia Theological Seminary next week. Maybe then I'll survive this girl!