Apples Don't Fall Far...

Two ways I absolutely KNOW -- without a doubt -- that Thomas Guerard is the Daddy of these two kids:

#1: Me: "Parker! Don't shine your flashlight in your sister's eyes!"

Parker: "But, Mommy, how 'bout her eyebrows? Can I shine it in her eyeBROWS?"

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#2 Turner to me: "Most of the dinosaur fossils were found in Asia and Africa, right mom?"

Me (astounded): "How do you know that?" Turner: "PBS Kids."